I figured it would be easier to just post them all here as an FAQ and in future when someone asks I will simply refer them to this page.
Was this an accident?
I can't imagine how that would even be possible...you did get that talk about the birds and bees, right? I'm thinking to conceive a child by accident would take a heck of a fall, that would have to involve us both and, really, well..my imagination is having to really strain to come up with a scenario. Perhaps if he had to clean the gutters and didn't have time to get dressed...and I was at the bottom pointing out a bit he missed, and I accidentally knocked over the ladder and..
No. This was not an accident. We did in fact intend to be doing what we were doing at the time conception took place. We did also want more kids, and I guess now turned out to be the right time for our next one.
Are you crazy?
Well yes, I would say so. Sanity is so over rated. I don't believe it is crazy for me to have another wonderful child though. But yes, in general, I am pretty crazy. How about you?
You know there's a cause for that, right?
Yes, we do know there is a cause for conception. And we happen to enjoy it. Thank you very much.
Don't you guys have a tv?
We do have a TV, but we don't have cable. We like to watch netflix on our tv, and dvds too. It hasn't helped with birth control or anything though, we both find the TV doesn't satisfy our needs for intimacy, no matter how much we enjoy LOST.
Are you quiverfull?
We certainly are blessed with a quiver full, but I am too much of a non-conformist to hold to any such movement.
Wow, you're going to have your hands full, aren't you?
Yuh-huh. And my heart. How observant of you.
Aren't you concerned about overpopulation?
Whilst we would be delighted if there are more little footsteps in our future, I seriously doubt we'd have so many more kids that there's no more space for them and they have to move to the moon or something. But I suppose anything is possible.
You must be so brave.
You obviously haven't seen me try to make a phone call.
That's all I can think of for now, but I might want to add more later.