Not Me Monday

I'm joining in MckMama's Not Me Monday again this week, cause I had a lot of "not me" stuff happen yesterday.

Here's what I *wish* I didn't do yesterday...

I did not do some silly lane hopping and slightly crazy driving to try to beat my husband to church, in reaction to the kids in my car screaming and goading me on, "Faster, faster! He's getting closer!"

I totally didn't cry my eyes out in the car, in front of the neighbor's kids, when "He's My Son" came on the radio. (when we got out I saw that my husband had been crying too! And he totally owned up to it)

I also didn't get to church only to find that I hadn't brought my wallet with me, nor had my husband brought his. So we had no ID, nor money.

When Turtle pooped in Church, I totally didn't realize that I had left the diaper bag at home, and have to let him sit in it until we got home. :( Cause that would have been really really bad of me.

I didn't take him out to nurse him at the very end of the service, and while I was looking down at him nursing, I totally didn't notice that my shirt was freakin' INSIDE OUT. I also didn't then pop him off, run to my husband (who was also in the cry room, with Zoe) and dump Glenn on him while I ran to the bathroom to change my shirt to inside in. How embarrassing would that have been if it really happened?

After church, I didn't find out that my gas light was on and tank was at empty. I then didn't drive home at 40 miles per hour, clear across town to try to make the gas last, because we of course didn't have wallets with us and had also left our cell phones.

Thankfully, despite all that I did *not* do, I can say that we in fact *did* get home ok. And next week I shall be much more organized!



And as Jasmine Star would say: Because all posts are better with a photo...

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"Not Me" Monday

I'm joining in for the first time, with MckMama at My Charming Kids for - Not Me Monday. Basically, you fess up about stuff you wish you hadn't really done, by sarcastically saying you didn't actually do them at all. And you're supposed to wear a sheepish expression on your face while you do it, so I'll attempt it now...how's that? (I made that last bit up)

Ok, I did NOT go to Food Net today, only to notice, after being there for 10 mins and wondering why everyone was staring at me, that a button was undone, and my bra was on showcase.

I also did NOT go to Food Net wearing shorts, revealing incredibly hairy legs. As in, 3 weeks worth of unshaven legs.

I did NOT stop off at the house with the kids before taking them to the zoo, only to grab a razor, and also did NOT subsequently dry shave my legs in the zoo parking lot.

I did NOT buy (unhealthy) pop corn and 2 cupcakes (with refined sugar, food colorings, refined white flour - the LOT) to share with between the kids and I.

Zoe did NOT pick up a piece of pop corn from the ground, which a bird had been pecking at. And she most certainly did NOT then eat said popped kernel of corn. And I did not giggle a little to myself.

I did NOT turn 28 years old today.

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