I figured 5 kids is enough. And I've given birth 6 times and don't care to do it again. I don't think I'll ever get baby fever again, I don't care for pregnancy or birth much. And overpopulating the earth isn't very green. So in I go for the snip snip.
And yes, of course I made an April fool out of you. I figured everyone else is pretending they're pregnant today, but it wouldn't be shocking for me, so I went with the more shocking, "I'm NOT having any more kids" route. Did I get ya?