Ok, I did NOT go to Food Net today, only to notice, after being there for 10 mins and wondering why everyone was staring at me, that a button was undone, and my bra was on showcase.
I also did NOT go to Food Net wearing shorts, revealing incredibly hairy legs. As in, 3 weeks worth of unshaven legs.
I did NOT stop off at the house with the kids before taking them to the zoo, only to grab a razor, and also did NOT subsequently dry shave my legs in the zoo parking lot.
I did NOT buy (unhealthy) pop corn and 2 cupcakes (with refined sugar, food colorings, refined white flour - the LOT) to share with between the kids and I.
Zoe did NOT pick up a piece of pop corn from the ground, which a bird had been pecking at. And she most certainly did NOT then eat said popped kernel of corn. And I did not giggle a little to myself.
I did NOT turn 28 years old today.